King Prick of Cockface Mountain
For those who came in late... Jeff Kennett was a school bully with shitty marks who was picked for Officer Training (go figure...), got some delusions of grandeur about his leadership skills and went into politics. He became leader of the Victorian Liberal Party, and was eventually elected Premier. While in power his government cashed in by smashing apart the state's remaining public assets, creating unemployment (cos the Fed's deal with the dole bludgers anyways), decimating the power of the Auditor General and many of the Ombudsman's and promoting gambling
with increased and easier licensing for poker machines and building a relatively lame casino. He ended up pretty well hated, fucked off for a few years, and came back dabbing at his eyes and talking about his difficult year with Depression. Then he became the Chairperson of 'the national depression initiative' Beyond Blue and President of the Hawthorn Football Club (and my respect for you, Hawkers, will never be the same...)Ok.. I should just do this in point form and save energy on prose.
1) He tried to kill Melbourne (although she continues to resist his slow poison... Pokies anyone? Shlocklands? Harbour Shitty? (stifled laughter) Christ on a fucking segway... I think he was trying to make us Sydney. Go fuck off there, Jeffrey.
2) BeyondBlue: as a sufferer Depression I refuse to affiliate myself with an organisation aligned with a man who caused so much. OH MY FUCKING IRONIC DOG... Unreal how the world works. A man who led a government that made so many people feel unvalued, hopeless, despairing... He loses his job, goes on a downer for a year and low and behold he UNDERSTANDS Depression. So much so he becomes a fucking chairperson! Hilarity! It's like if Bejelke-Peterson had lost government and went on to Chair the frigging Ethical Standards Board; or if John Howard went to Advance Hair (you know he was born with a comb-over, right?)
Go fuck yourself Jeff. And BeyondBlue, for that matter. I would whore myself to pay for a psych before I dealt with your 'charity'.
3) He's got a shit-eating grin that needs wiping.
4) The jacket...
(omg PUNCH him!)
5) His sheer arrogance and ignorance:
oh my holy banana, Crapman...
A quick run-down... Jeff gives his 'opinion' about same-sex parenting (it's wrong and it damages children) and offers us an insightful piece of research to substantiate his opinion... a Uni of Sydney report that finds the 'wellbeing of Australia's children and young adults has declined sharply in the past decade, and... sliding marriage rates are partly to blame'. (Yeah... cos no one ever had issues about mummy and daddy breaking up til a decade ago.) But sliding marriage rates? To be a blatant smartarse GAY PEOPLE CAN'T GET MARRIED, FUCKTARD.... so go figure that they are in anyway involved in 'sliding marriage rates'... Oooo...Unless the gays are taking our mates? Eeeek!
Yes, that quote is Jeff's entire substantiation for the rant he then runs with...
And juxtaposed with that...
... are Beyond Blues five priorities, like their mission aim thingy:
1. Increasing community awareness of depression, anxiety and related
substance misuse disorders and addressing associated stigma.2. Providing people living with depression and their carers with information on the illness and effective treatment options and promoting their needs and experiences with policy makers and healthcare service providers.
3. Developing depression prevention and early intervention programs.
4. Improving training and support for GPs and other healthcare professionals on depression.
5. Initiating and supporting depression-related research.
Hmmm... But then we learn this is the opinion of the Chairperson? With this one quote our delightful Mr Kennett pretty much undermines every one of Beyond Blues mission statements...
'Clearly the best environment in which to bring a child into the world is a stable, loving environment in which a male and female are married to each other.'
OMFG, are you kidding me, Mr Cleaver? And Jeff, if that is so, you know you failed right? Beating your wife, drug addict son... You need to not be telling people what to do, darling.
You create stigma with your 'clearly this is how things go' attitude... cos 'clearly' your gross generalisations do nothing to help. A 'clearly' from you is dangerously 'word of god' to a Herald-Sun reader, and y'all fucking know it. And one thing about child-rearing that is clear, you twat, is that there are many options to raising a happy one.
Would it be better for you if we went back to the good old days when homosexuality WAS a mental illness?
And the second initiative to 'provide information'...? Well I guess technically you do, although I don't think misquoted irrelevancies and preachy tangents qualify as actual 'information'... and I get that this is an 'opinion' piece, but you are the one who says 'we at Beyond Blue'... *shrugs* There must have been some pissy people round the place after this came out. Not everyone who works there can be total asshats.
Forgive me for laughing, but I just scrolled up to point three... 'developing...depression...early'. Now THAT'S how you quote, mo-fo! Yes... and aren't you successfully making even children feel shitty about themselves. Have you told them mum and mum are gonna burn in hell too? *gasps* Oh my god Jeff!!! What about another Stolen Generation type thing? Take those babies to the good hetero folk who can raise 'em right...? *pants excitedly at you feet, Jeff, just like an enthuiastic pup, Jeff, just about to pee itself, Jeff...* Can we Jeff? Can we? Can we?????
So that's the other shit? Training and support for GP's... blah blah blah... (be better off training the fucking cops in how to deal with the mentally ill, cos they are are truckload worse at it than doctors... And as much as most doctors have no bedside manner, they can refer you to someone who might give a shit and know how to handle you. Waste of fucking Movember monies...)
And yes... initiate/support 'research'... Just lmfao and vomiting alternately.
Ahhh dear, am I done?
Ah, nope...
Feel free to join the 'Jeff Kennett is a Disgusting Homophobe' group on Facey....
And seriously... I got more... Did you hear the one about the football trainer who was sacked for being bisexual? Cos y'know... touching those boys could be all tempting for him and shtuffs...
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