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Oh, you poor darling, stumbling across this shite, um, site. Did someone send you...? Is Uncle Google unwell...?! Oh well, you're here now, so while you wait for another page to load feel free to tune into my brain as it explodes words all over the page... On a good day some may end up randomly coherent and somewhat meaningful... On an awesome day, I will just throw shit and see what sticks.


Your experience here will be greatly rewarded if you have a working knowledge of 'Survivor' (the understated, barely-known American reality show, not the ridiculous, be-mulleted band), 'Today' (Australian version avec Karl Stefanovic and co. [don't get me started, just watch the clip in my first post...]), 'Judge Judy' (again, wha...?), insomnia (not the Christopher Nolan film) and (last, but methinks most) decent music.


And it would possibly help if your literacy skills could keep up with my over-convoluted, ridiculously complicated (over-grammarised, I hear... and could be marred by totally invented wordicles...), tangent-laden sentences. Say what? Nothin... Just ignore me.


xxx



Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Meh to Love... Part Der


Yes, Ho-lah...

It continues... And thank-you to the Nonny Mouse for giving me something to structure my thoughts around. I can see where I need to clarify some things. 

Firstly, let me stress again, I am not in BooHooLand. My primary motivation is pissed-off-ed-ness cos I am feeling like I am being tricked by Society (for lack of a better term), and although this is of no particular surprise to me, my Bullshit Tolerator is broken...
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Sunday, 13 November 2011

Huzzah for Follower 2.0

Hey, look at me go. Another stalker! *fist pumps*


So welcome to the fold, Follower 2.0. As promised, here is your welcome gift. 





Enjoy y'all...


xxx
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Meh to Love...

If Love is so fucking great, then why do I see it constantly making people miserable...? 
Seriously, it's starting to do my head in. Like, I get it: it feels good to be loved; it feels worthwhile; it feels almost magickal when someone you find so special sees something akin in you. That's kinda what it is, isn't it?
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Puppy Power...

Ok, so this wasn't my win... But I will take credit for imparting the wisdom of the K9 to the lucky dude who pulled that Royal Flush and won that tasty pot. (Believe me now, don't ya Stalky-Pants 1?) Seriously, tell me it doesn't rule.


Yeah no don't, smartarses.
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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Hello Randoms!!!

Hey you American People... I see two of you are viewing this page right this second... Hola! This post's for you!!!
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Monday, 7 November 2011

My OFFLINE Poker Trolling T-Shirt...

Yes, in celebration of Trash-Talk-Sally, and to prove to people just how little I really give a fuck what they think of my poker prowess... (without actually telling them 'I don't give a fuck what you think of my poker prowess') I have chucked a new transfer on an old t-shirt, proclaiming the Power of the Hammer to all and sundry; or those who see me wearing it... (Hello to all 28 people living in my home town...) And after winning a nice little pot with my ugly ole 7-2 last night, I'm contemplating calling it 'Thor'... POWER! Hmmm... maybe a suited Hammer can be The Thor...?

So without further ado... In-ter-oh-deucing... -------->>> My t-shirt for pissing people off at poker...!!! Whoo-Hoo !!! (or at least working out who the people with a sense of humour are... same/same...?)


PS... Who can see the ultimate irony...? Huh...?
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Sunday, 6 November 2011

The (Semi) Definitive List of All the Awesome Things About '7-2'

People, places, things, facts...      





1) Me (born in...)

2) The 1972 Ford TC Cortina (stationwagon please)

3) My 1972 'Dragon Wheels' VW Matchbox car 



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