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Oh, you poor darling, stumbling across this shite, um, site. Did someone send you...? Is Uncle Google unwell...?! Oh well, you're here now, so while you wait for another page to load feel free to tune into my brain as it explodes words all over the page... On a good day some may end up randomly coherent and somewhat meaningful... On an awesome day, I will just throw shit and see what sticks.


Your experience here will be greatly rewarded if you have a working knowledge of 'Survivor' (the understated, barely-known American reality show, not the ridiculous, be-mulleted band), 'Today' (Australian version avec Karl Stefanovic and co. [don't get me started, just watch the clip in my first post...]), 'Judge Judy' (again, wha...?), insomnia (not the Christopher Nolan film) and (last, but methinks most) decent music.


And it would possibly help if your literacy skills could keep up with my over-convoluted, ridiculously complicated (over-grammarised, I hear... and could be marred by totally invented wordicles...), tangent-laden sentences. Say what? Nothin... Just ignore me.


xxx



Sunday 6 November 2011

The (Semi) Definitive List of All the Awesome Things About '7-2'

People, places, things, facts...      





1) Me (born in...)

2) The 1972 Ford TC Cortina (stationwagon please)

3) My 1972 'Dragon Wheels' VW Matchbox car 




4) 'Room temperature' is 72 degrees (F)

5) Seven minus two is five... and five is a very nice number in and of itself. Pentacles and protection and all that...

6) The Hammer... 7/2 offsuit... Worst hand in poker? I think fucking NOT! Here's a link for those who may be interested in The Hammer Challenge... http://www.pokergrub.com/hammer.html

7) Seven is part of Seven-Two

8) My Pantera Matchbox car is pretty sweet too... 1972. ('cept I gave it to my brother the Pantera fan...)






...uhhhmmm, what else?

9) Seven PLUS two equals nine, and nine is nice two... (yes, I know... clever, me).

10) The Nokia E72... Best. Phone. EVER.
(RIP, Mr Purps, my original love, still heartbroken at your loss... and prayers to you PonyBoy. Stay gold...!!! I have faith you will recover... Please, please recover. I don't have another 400 bucks to chuck at a phone.)

11) In a plane, the exterior angles of a regular pentagon measure 72 degrees each. (see 5)

12)Yeah, ok Mr Raver-Neighbour, you rate a mention. (only cos your Missus rules) 

13) This t-shirt...


14) Is 7 x 2...

15) Umm... I've just been told the human body is 72% water... Google says 'aye'.

16) The number of days that dude was able to cope with Kim Kardashian. 

17) Number of episodes in the entire series of 'Herman's Head'... 

18) This:



TBC...







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