A few weeks ago I won second prize in a Monopoly beauty contest. Instead of tossing my silken locks with pride, and gracefully accepting the ten bucks, I decided to opt for a sledgehammer. Seemed an odd choice at the time, but it was just there...
Now, if one more chemist tries to tell me I don't need the actual medication written on my prescription, and that the generic brand they have in stock is exactly the same, but cheaper ( yes! cheaper!)...
I will take said sledgehammer from my wallet (where it fits as sweetly as my ten bucks woulda... It's magickal, you know?) and I will commit unspeakable acts on and to the Clinique counter.
Don't care what you say; don't give a flying hoot what your 'research' or 'science' predicts... Generic medications are NOT the same as their brand name counterparts... I'll write a story one day. Til then, you ignorant fuck chemist arseholes... suck my balls.
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