BrainDeath: My OFFLINE Poker Trolling T-Shirt...

Well come...

Oh, you poor darling, stumbling across this shite, um, site. Did someone send you...? Is Uncle Google unwell...?! Oh well, you're here now, so while you wait for another page to load feel free to tune into my brain as it explodes words all over the page... On a good day some may end up randomly coherent and somewhat meaningful... On an awesome day, I will just throw shit and see what sticks.

Your experience here will be greatly rewarded if you have a working knowledge of 'Survivor' (the understated, barely-known American reality show, not the ridiculous, be-mulleted band), 'Today' (Australian version avec Karl Stefanovic and co. [don't get me started, just watch the clip in my first post...]), 'Judge Judy' (again, wha...?), insomnia (not the Christopher Nolan film) and (last, but methinks most) decent music.

And it would possibly help if your literacy skills could keep up with my over-convoluted, ridiculously complicated (over-grammarised, I hear... and could be marred by totally invented wordicles...), tangent-laden sentences. Say what? Nothin... Just ignore me.

xxx

Monday 7 November 2011

My OFFLINE Poker Trolling T-Shirt...

Yes, in celebration of Trash-Talk-Sally, and to prove to people just how little I really give a fuck what they think of my poker prowess... (without actually telling them 'I don't give a fuck what you think of my poker prowess') I have chucked a new transfer on an old t-shirt, proclaiming the Power of the Hammer to all and sundry; or those who see me wearing it... (Hello to all 28 people living in my home town...) And after winning a nice little pot with my ugly ole 7-2 last night, I'm contemplating calling it 'Thor'... POWER! Hmmm... maybe a suited Hammer can be The Thor...?

So without further ado... In-ter-oh-deucing... -------->>> My t-shirt for pissing people off at poker...!!! Whoo-Hoo !!! (or at least working out who the people with a sense of humour are... same/same...?)